Hardy Threatens to DELETE Michael Cole
WWE RAW announcer Michael Cole got some serious heat from fans on social media this week for basically trashing the Ultimate Deletion segment that ran in the show’s main event. Before RAW cut to the Hardy Compound for the pre-recorded segment Cole issued an “apology” to the fans for what they were about to watch like it was some kind of awful comedy spot he was ashamed to call.
Woken Matt Hardy stated on Twitter that he had learned of Cole’s “blasphemy”, calling the long-time announcer an “obsolete mule”. In his defense, it’s unknown whether or not that words were actually Cole’s, because there’s always a good chance he’s repeating what he’s being told to say over the headset by Vince McMahon.
YEEAAAAAASSSSS, #WOKENWarrior.. I’ve learned of the BLASPHEMY that the OBSOLETE MULE @MichaelCole SPEWED from his MUZZLE.. @Vanguard1AAR, put this HERETIC on your SURVEILLANCE schedule. If this continues, he must be DELETED! #UltimateDELETION https://t.co/UmgS0viWNv
— #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) March 20, 2018
Strowman Hypes Mark Henry in HOF
WWE Superstar Braun Strowman was elated to find out that one of his mentors, Mark Henry, would be entering the WWE Hall of Fame as a part of the Class of 2018.
The “Monster Among Men” tweeted, “Over the moon to find out Mark Henry is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. Mark is the reason I am a WWE Superstar and I will forever be thankful and indebted to him for putting his name on the line to get me a look!!!”
Henry was actually the agent that reached out to Strowman to offer him a tryout with WWE back in 2012 at the World’s Strongest Man competition. Since slowing down his in-ring career he has been scouting talent for the company, which also includes Apollo Crews, Smackdown Live star Baron Corbin, and Mae Young Classic competitor Bianca Belair.
Over the moon to find out @TheMarkHenry is being inducted into the #WWEHOF Mark is the reason I am a @WWE superstar and I will forever be thankful and indebted to him for putting his name on the line to get me a look!!!!! #ThankYouMark https://t.co/z4Qlx2mYt4
— Braun Strowman (@BraunStrowman) March 20, 2018